Life As A Kinkster

Since these are fun to write, and people seem to enjoy them, I think re-writing lyrics may become a routine for nights I spend without one of my sweeties. So here we go with another! This one is more focused on kink than poly, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. It’s based off, “Life in the Fast Lane” by the Eagles.

He was a submissive man, he was brutally handsome
And she was dominatrix chick
She held him up and he held her for boss
In the heart of the kinky party

He had a crazy reputation as a kinky dude
They said he was furry, said he was slave
They had one thing in common, they had kink in bed
She’d say, “Faster, faster, you’re gonna call red”

Life as a kinkster, surely make you lose your mind
Life as a kinkster

Are you with me so far?

Eager for action, hot for the game
The coming attraction, the drop of a rope
They knew all the right people, they asked all the right girls
They threw outrageous parties, they always were safe

There were lines for the bedrooms, lines for the bath
She pretended not to notice, she was caught up in the scene
Fuck every evening until it was light
He was too tired to make it, she was too tired to fight about it

Life as a kinkster, surely make you lose your mind
Life as a kinkster
Life as a kinkster, everyone, all the time
Life as a kinkster

Glowin’ and burnin’, blinded by thirst
They didn’t see the boundaries, took a turn for the worst
She said, “Listen baby, you can hear my girlfriend cum
We’ve been up and down this hallway, haven’t watched a goddamn thing”

He said, “Call the doctor, I think I’m gonna crash”
“The doctor say he’s cummin’ but you gotta pay in cash”
They were rushin’ for that three-way, messed around and got lost
They didn’t care, they were just dyin’ to get off and it was

Life as a kinkster, surely make you lose your mind
Life as a kinkster
Life as a kinkster, everyone, all the time
Life as a kinkster

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